Yard Sale FANATIC!!

Anyone who knows the "real" me, knows that I LOVE YARD SALES!!! So imagine my surprise when I woke this a.m. to find just 30 feet from my front door, Heaven!! The worst thing was there was NOT one thing that I wanted!!!! But for the computer geeks, the place was packed with anything from wireless routers, keyboards, monitors, laptops - I'm guessing just about anything you could imagine!!! Anyway, this mans' trash was NOT this womans' treasure.....better luck tomorrow!!!!!!

HELP WANTED / Lawn/Pool "Man"

Permanent / Part-time
Hours flexible, but preferably late evenings/weekends
Applicant musts:
TALL
DARK
Blue eyes
Be at least 21 YOA
and a "6-pack" would be nice as well.

Please fax resumes to:
1-800-Desperate Housewife