Tuesday, April 22, 2008

HELP WANTED / Lawn/Pool "Man"

Permanent / Part-time
Hours flexible, but preferably late evenings/weekends
Applicant musts:
TALL
DARK
Blue eyes
Be at least 21 YOA
and a "6-pack" would be nice as well.

Please fax resumes to:
1-800-Desperate Housewife

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HI, my name is Joe.
I HAVE A JOB!!!
I am 6'3", brown hair, brown eyes, 215 lbs, a little shy of the "6-pack", outgoing, love the country and outdoors.
I would love to interview for your position at your convenience. You know my number - please accept this as my apology and call me.